Hrmm.. It's been a week since I last posted! Seriously, time flies. Now I'm just imagining myself looking very lost in a uni [Perhaps UBD if I continue doing nothing but sit by the computer the whole day], pushing anyone who gets into my way, just so I could get through to my next big lecture hall or something. It's quite scary, the thought; here I am in year 10, thinking small, stupid art projects are already fustrating enough to do and too much work to handle [not really.. hrmm..], but by the time you know it, I'd be working, and maybe raising a family of my own! [With a nice, decent, un-abusive, un-hamsap man I hope, of course. Hopefully with beautiful kids that won't cry if i disagree on getting them a big ass toy that costs a few million dollars as well :S] Well, I'm just hoping time wouldn't fly by too fast! I'm having too much fun as a kid :) Anyway, moving on! -
Today I woke up really tired because I stayed up yesterday night doing my english homework. I admit, that I do procrastinate alot, a little too much I reckon :(. I'd find myself any lame excuse just so I could forget about the homework for that time only, and of course, 'that time only' seems to change to 'that time only and until the day before the homework is due in'. In fact I'm procrastinating at this very moment! I could be doing my art project now, but I refuse to because I tell myself I've got some blogging to do! Which isn't true, I could ditch this blog any time! I just blog because I tell myself that there isn't anything else to do, when there are crap loads of homework waiting to be done in my miserable looking bag next to me. It's quite sad, really :(.. But I've told myself over and over again today, that I'd at least make an effort tomorrow on trying to get some parts of my art project done. My mum had noticed that I haven't got good time management, that I sleep at the wrong time and that I procrastinate way too much. I spend too much time by the computer, when really I've got so many other things I could be doing! She gave me a big lecture this afternoon, which made me really grumpy. But then I realised that she was actually right! I'm going to take her advice; I'm going to be using my time more efficiently from now on. No more sitting by the computer the whole day doing nothing but chatting, going on friendster, blogging, and whatever else I do on this stinkin' computer! I'm going to try to stop procrastinating too much, and actually read more books! I could be watching TV, or going out and giving myself some exercise! I have to be more responsible, like my mum said :(. 2007 - New me [hopefully] Here I come! (?). We'll see about that..
The other night, when me and Azim couldn't get any sleep - We helped each other out by talking on the phone until both of us fell asleep. We had a few, weird, random topics we talked about; and one of them really got me thinking.. 'Why do males have nipples?', think about it! Seriously, why? I mean, I understand why females have nipples, because they'd come in handy when they get a child! If you don't know, they're for breast feeding. Yes.. I'm sure we've all sucked on our mother's nipples before, hard to believe?! Get used to it! But why do men have them? Hrmm.. I decided to procrastinate again, and to leave my maths homework alone for the time being, so I could work my brain cells extra hard just to think of a few good answers! Maybe -
- God made it so that both males and females are equal, and would all have similair features. He's not sexist :), and so in the future, males and females wouldn't create wars between themselves, because one gender didn't have something the other gender didn't. It could cause jealousy! Therefore, men were given nipples so they wouldn't get jealous of females for having them. :)
- Because we were once monkeys! We believe that monkeys had revolved into human beings. Maybe way back in the ape world, when there were no such human beings here to slowly destroy the world [As we are doing now, ARMAGEDDON guys! Watch out!], male apes would've done the baby sitting job of their little ones instead, they were the ones that would've let their little monkey boys and girls suck on their nipples instead! But that soon changed, because little monkey boys and girls learned to love their mothers more than they loved their fathers, and chose to suck on their mother's nipples instead. They soon revolved into people like you and me! Unfortunately, the nipples for the males stayed as it was, and thus having males walking around beaches at the present world, exposing off their manly chests! Which they think are soo sexy, tisk :P
- When there were no such things as dinosaurs, or any such living creatures that moved around like so, and when there were only living microbes that filled the world instead - As they revolved into big ugly creatures - Something went wrong during the process, and accidently gave the monkeys nipples. In fact, there was only one microbe that made it through the process of developing a creature, and it had nipples. That soon changed into a retarded, miserable looking monkey, which soon worked its way up to making other little monkeys in later generations, looking much more like the monkeys you see now. So you see, the creature that was first produced had nipples, managed to carry down the feature of having nipples as well! Hoorah! NIPPLES! :)
- All walking living creatures back in the ape world were all females. They all had nipples for obvious reasons. I wouldn't know how they managed to give birth to younger ones, because males didn't exist. But that's something else different, so you think about that yourself! But one day, a group of females had an argument, and managed to bring the whole population of females into it as well. So 2 groups were arguing about the land, and how they had to share them. They were upset, and had to sort this out a different way; they did this by having a huge animal, barbaric fight! Fortunately, one group of females lost, and had to move to the "Darker side" of the world, where it wasn't all colourful and happy like it was in the other side. Soon, they stopped using their important female parts, as there wasn't a point in using them. And everything feminine about them had revolved into what you would see now, as males! Once again, the nipples stayed in place. The nipples just never seem to want to go away :).
- Okay, my father just came in and I asked him why he had nipples. He gave me and answer which apparently had been scientifically proven. That women are 100% females, where as men - They're half male, half female. Something to do with their X and Y chromosomes or something along that line anyway. Ooh~ There goes all my little answers I managed to come up with!
Well, those were just a few random answers I managed to think of from the top of my head! Abit silly, but hey! You never know! But you know what else is silly? The fact that I had just spent so much time thinking of those answers, when I could've been doing something else muce more constructive! There goes my '2007 - New me, here I come!' thing. I'll work on it :).
The weekend is here, once again! Wah hoo! I look forward to the weekend every week as soon as Monday starts, and I celebrate it every Friday :) Sometimes by staying home and just sleeping the whole afternoon away, sometimes to the Empire, and well.. sadly, at times I'd do it by going to Gadong :(. Gee! Brunei's so full of things to do! Today though; Me, Hui min, Jean, Jasmine and Yvonne decided to celebrate our start of the weekend by going to Gadong [again.], we decided to have an 'all girls day out', because we hardly get that :(. It was fun :).. We had small silly gossip conversations at Swensens, and moved on to singing and dancing like little crazy kampong girls at the arcade. We sang quite a number of songs :P.. I reckon I need more of these girl hang out things! They're really good! :P. I bought DVD's 'Material girls' and 'She's a man!', I'll watch that tonight if I don't fall asleep, or tomorrow. I might be going to the gym with my parents tomorrow morning, but that may change because I may be feeling too sleepy to go. Jean and Azim might be coming over tomorrow to have, as what Azim would call it, a "Reunion, bonding friendship night" hahahahahahahaha! BFF!! HAHA :P Oh we sad little people. But that may change because I think Jean has got a wedding to attend tomorrow night :(. We'll see how things goes, I may just stay in tomorrow and watch DVD's all day! And watch 'I not stupid too' the series! Which I really like, because Joshua Ang looks even cuter than I remembered! Shawn lee has 'ugly-narized' as I would call it, :(. He isn't that cute anymore. Be sure to check out the series :) It's still pretty hilarious to watch! Well, I'll blog some other time. Til then, toodles! :)
P.S: Photos that have been taken recently will be uploaded soon in another post! :)
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