Public toilets

Alriiiight~ I'm so sick of bloggin about what I did today and all that shizzle. I honestly don't think anyone gives a rat's ass about what I've done today, because I personally don't give a shiit about what others have done today. hmm but that's just me! It gets really boring postin about my daily acitivities, because secretly I know nobody actually reads it. hahaha :( WHERE IS THA LOVE PEOPLE?!?!

I'd just came back from having sushi for dinner with my family, and I drank a little too much green tea and had to use the loo baad. There is no doubt that I absolutely hate using public toilets (especially the ones in Brunei).. I try to avoid using public toilets under any circumstances, even when I'm on road trip to say.. Miri.. I'd make sure I'd sleep the whole way through so I won't stuff myself silly with food.. because food will make me thirsty and I know that I'd gulp down a gallon of liquid instantly! but.. at times when I just can't hold it in.. and I HAVE to let it out hahaha.. it calls for some serious re-thinking about public toilets.

When I really have no choice, then I'd have to use it.. which really sucks. It's so uncomfortable, especially the dark ones. The ones without toilet paper are even worse (The Mall).. how about the ones with footprints patterned all around the toilet seat? Come on people! Have some decency and try sitting on the toilet seat for once! That's what they are made for.. ever thought about lining toilet paper around the toilet seat and sitting on it instead of troubling yourself by climbing onto it and squating? Man.. I'd be so scared to do that.. I think I'd slip and fall down *KABOOM* if you had me squat on a toilet seat like that.. Which reminds me, the ones which dont' even have toilet seats are far worse. The squating ones.. the ones that you'd have to squat over and pee into a very contaminated looking hole.. with shit splattered all over! (Kiulap mall) hahaha bad memories with it ok.

When I was 5, I went shopping with my mum in KL in some mall.. I went to the bathroom and while takin a piss, I slipped and two of my legs went *bloop* straight in! I dont' know what was in there other than my very own piss, but I had black shit all over my leg when I got out.. NOT NICE OK! It was terrible! I was crying too because I felt so 'ughEEEEK'.. didn't even want to look at my own legs. I remember my mum going

"AIYOOOOH.. WHY SO LUN CHUN ONEEE! COME COME COME! I CLEAN FOR YOU!!"

and I was like speechless. I was so grossed out.. Also the toilets with big windows at the side that are left open for vantilation.. everytime I'm in one of those, I get a little paranoid.. because I've heard stories of very hamsap guys actually peeking in. So I always make my toilet moments quick and snappy, short and sweet, as long as I get out of there quick! Even tiny little cracks around the toilet area makes me a little paranoid at times.. what if some sick minded dude had happened to hide a camera in there, or an eye is peekin in and you wouldn't even know! I dont' know about you, but I personally am very picky with the toilets I go in... Don't even get me started with the toilets they have in planes (especially air asia).

I don't get how guys can stand public toilets.. how do they manage to stand and pee infront of other random strangers looking at their 'happy place'? Just the thought of it is uncomfortable.. Some even make friends while peeing, like you know if a guy is peeing next to another guy.. they'd probably be like

"Hey, my name's Bob.."

"Oh.. Hi.. Mine's Nick"

*Silent moment*
"Wow.. haha looks like I had a little too much to drink for dinner huh? haha WHOOPS! You need a little help aimin? You almost got me there! haha.."

It's just a strange thought.. What do they call those things they pee into again? Urine fountains? hmm.. I need to ask around for that.

Anyway what I really wanted to write about is making a number 2 in a public toilet. How do people manage to do that? I dont think I've ever made a poopie in a public toilet in my life because I CAN CONTROL IT and IT CAN WAIT! I don't rush to a public toilet to take a shit because that is one thing I' hope I'd never have to do! What really got me to writing this was because in dinner earlier, right before I went to the loo.. there was a malay chick that was sittin on the table infront of mine that was using the toilet before me. So I had to wait around til she got out.. it did take her awhile.. but I was patient and I waited.. and waited.. and waited. When she finally got out, I walked in and it and it was 'wheeeew~'.. the smell explained waht took her so loonnggg. She had a little too much sushi I'm guessing.. haha I didn't use the toilet. I didn't even bother liftin the toilet seat up, because people don't usually.. you know.. flush it all down.. they always leave a little surprise for the next person who goes in. I held my breath and I had to stay in there for awhile because I dint' want to come out instantly and appear rude. So I was kinda like.. 'hanging around' in there you could say.. with my shirt over my nose. It's so embarassing too.. come on laaa.. be more like a womaaan. At least spray perfume after you shit. So females aren't always hygeanic ok! Don't think we are always really clean and organized, we are just as messy as you males are!